My Dream
Shortly after coming out of that desert, my horse died and I was walking through a pink and white desert. I fell to the ground and was picked up by a princess on a horse.
While riding, I had visions of her and her mother leaving their castle on a boat made from a giant flower. There was a debate over magical jewelry. The flower boat crossed dimensions, and the castle followed it.
The princess left me with her horse, and I rode through a forest. A spirit came along and took off my earrings that I never remembered putting on.
I realized that the spirit was actually an evil queen who would use the earrings to take over the world. Somehow she left the earrings on a cushion, so I hid them in my mouth and went to explore the dimension-crossing castle that I was now in.
As I observed a platform on the outside of the castle, I had two more visions: one of an evil prince bargaining with some people to make himself king, and that same prince practicing fighting in a metal suit that made him look like a bug.
Exploring again, I found the room where the evil queen was dressing for dinner. She asked me if she should eat dinner. Still having the earrings in my mouth, I just nodded.
The royal dining room looked quite like the one in my house, except there was another inside wall and it was carpeted.
At the dinner, the queen asked what a Satsuki is, and all of the food started singing “Anglo-Mexican I want to eat your face”. This eventually resulted in the food exploding all over the walls, which resulted in maids coming in to vacuum the walls.
At this point I woke up, sat in bed, played with some magnets, and decided that an “Anglo-Mexican I want to eat your face” is a tortilla chip topped with pink icing and spray cheese.
Someone please try one and tell me how it tastes. I wouldn’t know, seeing as I made it up about three hours ago.
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